My first pick? LEILANI.
"When your baby's just been born, when the nun has just been shorn; don't you just love the madness of it all?"
"When your boobies are too small, and when your boyfriend is too tall; don't you just hate the madness of it all?"
The real madness of it all was that this song entered and peaked at only Number 19, while its follow-up (and my personal favourite Leilani song) Do You Want Me only reached Number 40.